Microsoft, the world’s largest software company, would move employees offshore if Congress enacts President Barack Obama’s plans to impose higher taxes on U.S. companies’ foreign profits.

The California woman who gave birth in January to eight babies has filed an application to trademark the word “Octomom,” which she wants to slap on disposable diapers and assorted clothing items.

Hey Media Circus fans! It’s time to sing America’s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since December’s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, here’s 2009 in review. How’s that for punctual?

Coincidence in Political contributions? Finding a pattern of GOP-contributing dealerships being closed to the benefit of nearby Obama-supporting dealerships.

The vote was 219-212, a margin of only seven votes. Obama’s promise to bankrupt the coal industry is closer to becoming reality.

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Iran’s resistance and progress in nuclear technology forced Washington to retreat from its position.