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NewsBusted: Golf with the First Duffer Can Be Quite the Taxing Experience

Posted on 13 August 2014

“A new report claims President Obama never cheats at golf. Although his golfing partners admit that anyone who discloses his actual score is threatened with an IRS audit.”

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Resource Acquisition

Posted on 11 August 2014

People’s Blog

Resource Acquisition


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Is it not a pleasant sight ?

Our young people of the urban Midwest are adopting the same methods that our beloved Administration uses in managing the country’s material wealth!

“What’s mine is mine…. what’s yours is mine.”

And that folks, is pure, unfiltered socialism on display.

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Resource Acquisition

Posted on 11 August 2014

People’s Blog

Resource Acquisition


Buuc7obIEAEs4--.jpg
Buuc7obIEAEs4–.jpg

Is it not a pleasant sight ?

Our young people of the urban Midwest are adopting the same methods that our beloved Administration uses in managing the country’s material wealth!

“What’s mine is mine…. what’s yours is mine.”

And that folks, is pure, unfiltered socialism on display.

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Post by Krasnodar

Yet Another Day in His Life

Posted on 10 August 2014

People’s Karaoke
Yet Another Day in His LifeI saw the news today, oh noJohn Kerry, idiot on paradeAnd though his speech was rather badWell, I just had to laughI heard his farming gaffThey watched ISIS from his golf cartHe thought that they had brought …

Yet Another Day in His Life

Posted on 10 August 2014

People’s Karaoke
Yet Another Day in His LifeI saw the news today, oh noJohn Kerry, idiot on paradeAnd though his speech was rather badWell, I just had to laughI heard his farming gaffThey watched ISIS from his golf cartHe thought that they had brought …

The People’s Galley Honors Obama’s Summer Vacation

Posted on 10 August 2014

People’s Blog

The People’s Galley Honors Obama’s Summer Vacation

After reading an article in our beloved MSM organ USA Today which informed the proletariat of the following:

“President Barack Obama left Washington for his familiar spot on Martha’s Vineyard for a two-week summer vacation, which comes as the U.S. is engaged in airstrikes against Islamic militant targets in Iraq.

Obama, along with wife Michelle, daughter Malia and dogs Bo and Sunny, arrived at a Coast Guard station on Cape Cod before heading to the island off the Massachusetts coast. The presidential motorcade wove its way around Martha’s Vineyard before pulling down a secluded drive that led to the Obamas’ rented vacation house.

The president typically keeps a low-profile on his annual summer vacations, making the occasional visit into town and playing several rounds of golf. But he will headline a Democratic fundraiser on the island Monday night.”

The People’s Galley was inspired after reading the news to create not just one dish, but a total of three new dishes to honor our beloved president and his well needed and hard-earned vacation.

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Three New Galley Dishes Inspired By The Presidents Work Ethic

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The People’s Galley Honors Obama’s Summer Vacation

Posted on 10 August 2014

People’s Blog

The People’s Galley Honors Obama’s Summer Vacation

Our beloved MSM organ USA Today has just informed the proletariat of the following:

“President Barack Obama left Washington for his familiar spot on Martha’s Vineyard for a two-week summer vacation, which comes as the U.S. is engaged in airstrikes against Islamic militant targets in Iraq.

Obama, along with wife Michelle, daughter Malia and dogs Bo and Sunny, arrived at a Coast Guard station on Cape Cod before heading to the island off the Massachusetts coast. The presidential motorcade wove its way around Martha’s Vineyard before pulling down a secluded drive that led to the Obamas’ rented vacation house.

The president typically keeps a low-profile on his annual summer vacations, making the occasional visit into town and playing several rounds of golf. But he will headline a Democratic fundraiser on the island Monday night.”

The People’s Galley was inspired after reading the news to create not just one dish, but a total of three new dishes to honor our beloved president and his well needed and hard-earned vacation:

Three New Galley Dishes
Inspired By The President’s Work Ethics

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Saturday Night Funny Video: The ‘Apparently’ Kid Who’s Forced to Watch the Powerball

Posted on 09 August 2014

He’s made it this past week onto a couple of late night shows as well as ABC’s World News and Good Morning America, but if you haven’t seen the video five-year-old Noah Ritte…

Saturday Night Funny Video: The ‘Apparently’ Kid Who’s Forced to Watch the Powerball

Posted on 09 August 2014

He’s made it this past week onto a couple of late night shows as well as ABC’s World News and Good Morning America, but if you haven’t seen the video of five-year-old Noah Ri…

Saturday Night Funny Video: The ‘Apparently’ Kid Who’s Forced to Watch the Powerball

Posted on 09 August 2014

He’s made it this past week onto a couple of late night shows as well as ABC’s World News and Good Morning America, but if you haven’t seen the video of five-year-old Noah Ri…

Saturday Night Funny Video: The ‘Apparently’ Kid Who’s Forced to Watch the Powerball

Posted on 09 August 2014

He’s made it this past week onto a couple of late night shows as well as ABC’s World News and Good Morning America, but if you haven’t seen the video of five-year-old Noah Ri…

Saturday Night Funny Video: The ‘Apparently’ Kid Who’s Forced to Watch the Powerball

Posted on 09 August 2014

He’s made it this past week onto a couple of late night shows as well as ABC’s World News and Good Morning America, but if you haven’t seen the video of five-year-old Noah Ri…

ObamaCare Guarantees Breast-Pumping at Work

Posted on 09 August 2014

People’s Blog

ObamaCare Guarantees Breast-Pumping at Work

ObamaCare guarantees new breast-pumping rights in the workplace.

This is Doctor Obama reporting on benefits especially for Millennials: ObamaCare Breast-Pumping Rights at Work in a Typical Workplace.

A male supervisor, astutely recognizing a female employee’s engorgement discomfort and being cognizant of his duties under ObamaCare says to her:

Quote:

Cindy, as a faithful Millennial-Trend-Surfers™ employee, you know we pride ourselves on attention to details, and as your supervisor noticing your obvious engorgement, I’m required by ObamaCare rules to inform you of my duty to accommodate your requests for breast-pumping in a private room.

The female employee, Cindy, replies:

Quote:

But I’m not breastfeeding and don’t have a pump … but I certainly don’t want to turn-down a free benefit.

No doubt, compliance with the ObamaCare Breast-Pumping policy will bring employees closer together.

–Doctor Obama

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ObamaCare Guarantees Breast-Pumping at Work

Posted on 09 August 2014

People’s Blog

ObamaCare Guarantees Breast-Pumping at Work

ObamaCare guarantees new breast-pumping rights in the workplace

This is Doctor Obama reporting on benefits especially for Millennials: ObamaCare Breast-Pumping Rights at Work in a Typical Workplace.

A male supervisor, astutely recognizing a female employee’s engorgement discomfort and being cognizant of his duties under ObamaCare says to her:

Cindy, as a faithful Millennial-Trend-Surfers™ employee, you know we pride ourselves on attention to details, and as your supervisor noticing your obvious engorgement, I’m required by ObamaCare rules to inform you of my duty to accommodate your requests for breast-pumping in a private room.

The female employee, Cindy, replies:

But I’m not breastfeeding and don’t have a pump … but I certainly don’t want to turn-down a free benefit.

No doubt, compliance with the ObamaCare Breast-Pumping policy will bring employees closer together.

–Doctor Obama

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Thanks, Russia, but we’ll mock Obama without your help

Posted on 08 August 2014

People’s Blog

Thanks, Russia, but we’ll mock Obama without your help

<em>The real meaning of the Obama-mocking display at the US Embassy in Moscow.</em> <p><img src=”/images/various_uploads/Obama_Moscow_Laser_Show.jpg” width=”600″ height=”450″ alt=”Korea Ballons” /></p> <p><strong><em>By Oleg Atbashian | First published in <a href=”http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/08/07/thanks-russia-but-well-mock-obama-without-your-help/?singlepage=true” target=”_blank”>PJ Media</a></em></strong></p> <p>Both the <em><a href=”http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/08/04/russian-birthday-banner-for-president-obama-alludes-to-three-wise-monkeys/” target=”_blank”><strong>Washington Post</strong></a></em> and <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/05/obama_2_n_5651269.html” target=”_blank”><strong>Huffington Post</strong></a> have recently condemned the anti-Obama street art display near the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, which taunted Barack Obama on his birthday with racist references.</p> <p>Interestingly enough, the same media organs, notorious for their unwavering support of this president, had neglected to cover a series of recent better-executed and more tasteful anti-Obama displays by American street artists in <a href=”http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/04/14/obama-sub-par-posters-blanket-augusta-masters/” target=”_blank”><strong>Augusta</strong></a>, <a href=”http://freebeacon.com/politics/subpar-anti-obama-street-art-covers-santa-monica/” target=”_blank”><strong>Santa Monica</strong></a>, <a href=”http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/la-street-artist-blasts-obama-scandalous-fundraiser” target=”_blank”><strong>Los Angeles</strong></a>, and <a href=”http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/siliconman-anti-obama-street-artists-strike-silicon-valley” target=”_blank”><strong>Silicon Valley</strong></a>.</p> <p><img src=”/images/various_uploads/Obama_Moscow_See_Hear_284.jpg” alt=”Korea Ballons” width=”284″ height=”401″ class=”img_right_10″ />Granted, the American anti-Obama artists didn’t give the media an opportunity to cry “racism.” Is that why the U.S.-based artists weren’t deemed worthy of a story? In defense of the pro-Obama journalists, it’s a lot harder to defend their protégé when the charges are not race-related. </p> <p> The prank in Moscow, however, was a smorgasbord of <a href=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iPnao3zqU#t=73″ target=”_blank”><strong>monkeys, bananas</strong></a>, and dog whistles — everything the left-wing media requires to reinforce its own narrative: all criticism of Obama is based in racism. “They just hate him because he’s black.”</p> <p>As usual, their anti-racist sanctimony has once again blinded the media to the real story.</p> <p>To describe the Moscow display as merely “racist” would be just as parochial and myopic as to describe the Islamic Caliphate in Iraq as a threat to gender equality in the workplace. Both statements would be somewhat true, but they would also reveal the superficiality of an obsessive-compulsive mind focused exclusively on pet-peeve issues. They might have just as effectively scorned the unhip cut …

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Thanks, Russia, but we’ll mock Obama without your help

Posted on 08 August 2014

People’s Blog

Thanks, Russia, but we’ll mock Obama without your help

<em>The real meaning of the Obama-mocking display at the US Embassy in Moscow.</em> <p><img src=”/images/various_uploads/Obama_Moscow_Laser_Show.jpg” width=”600″ height=”450″ alt=”Korea Ballons” /></p> <p><strong><em>By Oleg Atbashian | First published in <a href=”http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/08/07/thanks-russia-but-well-mock-obama-without-your-help/?singlepage=true” target=”_blank”>PJ Media</a></em></strong></p> <p>Both the <em><a href=”http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/worldviews/wp/2014/08/04/russian-birthday-banner-for-president-obama-alludes-to-three-wise-monkeys/” target=”_blank”><strong>Washington Post</strong></a></em> and <a href=”http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2014/08/05/obama_2_n_5651269.html” target=”_blank”><strong>Huffington Post</strong></a> have recently condemned the anti-Obama street art display near the U.S. Embassy in Moscow, which taunted Barack Obama on his birthday with racist references.</p> <p>Interestingly enough, the same media organs, notorious for their unwavering support of this president, had neglected to cover a series of recent better-executed and more tasteful anti-Obama displays by American street artists in <a href=”http://pjmedia.com/tatler/2014/04/14/obama-sub-par-posters-blanket-augusta-masters/” target=”_blank”><strong>Augusta</strong></a>, <a href=”http://freebeacon.com/politics/subpar-anti-obama-street-art-covers-santa-monica/” target=”_blank”><strong>Santa Monica</strong></a>, <a href=”http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/la-street-artist-blasts-obama-scandalous-fundraiser” target=”_blank”><strong>Los Angeles</strong></a>, and <a href=”http://www.truthrevolt.org/news/siliconman-anti-obama-street-artists-strike-silicon-valley” target=”_blank”><strong>Silicon Valley</strong></a>.</p> <p><img src=”/images/various_uploads/Obama_Moscow_See_Hear_284.jpg” alt=”Korea Ballons” width=”284″ height=”401″ class=”img_right_10″ />Granted, the American anti-Obama artists didn’t give the media an opportunity to cry “racism.” Is that why the U.S.-based artists weren’t deemed worthy of a story? In defense of the pro-Obama journalists, it’s a lot harder to defend their protégé when the charges are not race-related. </p> <p> The prank in Moscow, however, was a smorgasbord of <a href=”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7iPnao3zqU#t=73″ target=”_blank”><strong>monkeys, bananas</strong></a>, and dog whistles — everything the left-wing media requires to reinforce its own narrative: all criticism of Obama is based in racism. “They just hate him because he’s black.”</p> <p>As usual, their anti-racist sanctimony has once again blinded the media to the real story.</p> <p>To describe the Moscow display as merely “racist” would be just as parochial and myopic as to describe the Islamic Caliphate in Iraq as a threat to gender equality in the workplace. Both statements would be somewhat true, but they would also reveal the superficiality of an obsessive-compulsive mind focused exclusively on pet-peeve issues. They might have just as effectively scorned the unhip cut …

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Children escaping conditions now infiltrate White House

Posted on 08 August 2014

People’s Blog

Children escaping conditions now infiltrate White House

http://www.myfoxdc.com/story/26228508/toddler-squeezes-through-white-house-fence

A toddler seeking asylum from the totalitarian rule of nonunionized parents has sought refugee status in the White House. Vice Premier Biden reaffirmed “these are OUR children” and offered to take the child swimming. Texas Governor Rick Perry has activated two more brigades of National Guard and has offered their services to secure the southern fence of the White House grounds.

Details as they happen, films at eleven…

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Children escaping conditions now infiltrate White House

Posted on 08 August 2014

People’s Blog

Children escaping conditions now infiltrate White House

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Toddler squeezes through White House fence

A toddler seeking asylum from the totalitarian rule of non-unionized parents has sought refugee status in the White House.

Vice Premier Biden reaffirmed “these are OUR children” and offered to take the child swimming.

Texas Governor Rick Perry has activated two more brigades of National Guard and has offered their services to secure the southern fence of the White House grounds.

Details as they happen, films at eleven…

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Post by Tovarichi

Please Abu Marzouk

Posted on 08 August 2014

People’s Karaoke
Please Abu Marzouk (Jihadi chants) (That crusade stuck in history the men of the 7th Century went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (Young jihadi read the Quran word rang loud and clear) What am I doin’ here? Please Abu …

Please Abu Marzouk

Posted on 08 August 2014

People’s Karaoke
Please Abu Marzouk (Jihadi chants) (That crusade stuck in history the men of the 7th Century went riding on) (And from the rear a voice was heard) (Young jihadi read the Quran word rang loud and clear) What am I doin’ here? Please Abu …

Romney v Barack Obama

Posted on 07 August 2014

People’s Karaoke

Romney v Barack Obama

After the turn of the century
From the dark blue state of Hawaii
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Came the “Hope” and the “Change” of a tall black nerd
Up to the sky, came immediate fame
Barack Obama was his name
Hillary tried, McCain almost died
Now they’re healing together their political pride

Chorus:
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, million or more
That Barack Obama was raising a contributions score
Donald Trump tried to end his spree
He said Obama was not “born in Hawaii”

In the nick of time, a Republican arose
A funny-looking name with a big bank roll
He came in just in time to help us win
But that Barack Obama–”Curses, foiled again!”

(chorus)
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, million or more
That Barack Obama was raising a contributions score
Many men vied tryin’ to end his spree
Of that Barack Obama “born in Hawaii”

Now, Romney had sworn that he’d beat that man
So he asked Congressman Ryan to be his wing man
He challenged Obama to a political fight
While that Barack was flailing, he got him debate night

But Barack Obama had more tricks
He’d launched a “war on women” to win all the chicks
Romney fired once, and he fired twice
But that Barack Obama won again that night

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, taxes or more
That Barack Obama was going to serve four more
Many men tried to end his spree
but now we all lost our liberty

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, taxes or more
That Barack Obama was going to serve four more
Many men tried to end his spree
but now we all lost our liberty

(chorus, to fade)

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Post by El Presidente

Romney v Barack Obama

Posted on 07 August 2014

People’s Karaoke

Romney v Barack Obama

After the turn of the century
From the dark blue state of Hawaii
Came a roar and a thunder men had never heard
Came the “Hope” and the “Change” of a tall black nerd
Up to the sky, came immediate fame
Barack Obama was his name
Hillary tried, McCain almost died
Now they’re healing together their political pride

Chorus:
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, million or more
That Barack Obama was raising a contributions score
Donald Trump tried to end his spree
He said Obama was not “born in Hawaii”

In the nick of time, a Republican arose
A funny-looking name with a big bank roll
He came in just in time to help us win
But that Barack Obama–”Curses, foiled again!”

(chorus)
Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, million or more
That Barack Obama was raising a contributions score
Many men vied tryin’ to end his spree
Of that Barack Obama “born in Hawaii”

Now, Romney had sworn that he’d beat that man
So he asked Congressman Ryan to be his wing man
He challenged Obama to a political fight
While that Barack was flailing, he got him debate night

But Barack Obama had more tricks
He’d launched a “war on women” to win all the chicks
Romney fired once, and he fired twice
But that Barack Obama won again that night

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, taxes or more
That Barack Obama was going to serve four more
Many men tried to end his spree
but now we all lost our liberty

Ten, twenty, thirty, forty, taxes or more
That Barack Obama was going to serve four more
Many men tried to end his spree
but now we all lost our liberty

(chorus, to fade)

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Obama-phone Line

Posted on 07 August 2014

People’s Karaoke

Obama-phone Line

Hello, how are you? Have you been alright?

Through all those lousy, lousy, lousy, lousy, lousy nights

That’s what I’d say, I’ll tell you anything

If you’d pick up that Obama-phone, yeah yeah yeah

Hey, how you feelin’? Is your health care lame?

Don’t you realize the things I did, I did

Were all for real, father’s dream. And I just can’t believe

They’ve all failed cause I’m a fool, yeah yeah yeah

Doowop dooby doo doowop, doowah doolang

No raise, tax hikes, doowah dolling

I know I told some lies

The gov. I gave ain’t gonna get you through

And you wonder why

The little schemes I planned ain’t coming true

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Okay, my plans aren’t working

Well, can’t you just let me dream a little longer, longer, longer, longer,
oh
 I’ll just sit tight while the world burns all night

But let it burn for evermore, yeah yeah yeah, oh oh

Doowop dooby doo doowop, doowah doolang

Sad days, bad nights, doowah dolling

I know I told some lies

The gov. I gave ain’t gonna get you through

And you wonder why

The little schemes I planned ain’t coming true

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind
Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

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Obama-phone Line

Posted on 07 August 2014

People’s Karaoke

Obama-phone Line

Hello, how are you? Have you been alright?

Through all those lousy, lousy, lousy, lousy, lousy nights

That’s what I’d say, I’ll tell you anything

If you’d pick up that Obama-phone, yeah yeah yeah

Hey, how you feelin’? Is your health care lame?

Don’t you realize the things I did, I did

Were all for real, father’s dream. And I just can’t believe

They’ve all failed cause I’m a fool, yeah yeah yeah

Doowop dooby doo doowop, doowah doolang

No raise, tax hikes, doowah dolling

I know I told some lies

The gov. I gave ain’t gonna get you through

And you wonder why

The little schemes I planned ain’t coming true

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Okay, my plans aren’t working

Well, can’t you just let me dream a little longer, longer, longer, longer,
oh
 I’ll just sit tight while the world burns all night

But let it burn for evermore, yeah yeah yeah, oh oh

Doowop dooby doo doowop, doowah doolang

Sad days, bad nights, doowah dolling

I know I told some lies

The gov. I gave ain’t gonna get you through

And you wonder why

The little schemes I planned ain’t coming true

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind
Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

Oh oh, Obama-phone line, give me some time

I’m leading from be-hind

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Post by El Presidente

Barry’s birthday marginalized at home, celebrated in Russia

Posted on 07 August 2014

People’s Blog

Barry’s birthday marginalized at home, celebrated in Russia

“I thought that you guys were going to ask me how I was going to spend my birthday,” he said in exasperation as the conference broke into non-birthday questions. “What happened to the birthday thing?”

At a press conference on his birthday, Dear Leader had to correct members of his good press corpse and remind them that his birthday golf schedule was important to national security.

Our Russian comrades, on the other hand provided a laser show, complete with joyous wishes of birthday cheer, and honoring his devotion to FLATUS Moo and her healthy eating programs by eating a healthy snack instead of some sorry cake…
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2014/08/russian-activists-shine-obama-fellating-banana-light-show-on-us-embassy-in-moscow-video/

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Post by Tovarichi