Hey Media Circus fans! Happy Birthday Mr. President, even though you were really born on the International Space Station with the covert help of those who shot JFK from the off-site branch of Area 51 beneath Loch Ness. Also, Cash for Clunkers becomes Crash for Flunkers. Uncle Jay explains!
Hey Media Circus fans!Â Uncle Jay is back! Â Everybody talked about Walter Cronkite, plus the historic landing on the moon (wink wink). Â Theyâ€™re just trying to get us ready for next month, when they wonâ€™t shut up about Woodstock.
Hey Media Circus fans! Itâ€™s time to sing Americaâ€™s praises for the 4th! Unfortunately, Uncle Jay sings about the news instead. Ever since Decemberâ€™s year in review, fans have screamed for Uncle Jay to sing again. So by popular demand, hereâ€™s 2009 in review. Howâ€™s that for punctual?
Itâ€™s hard to know which is scarier: that Americaâ€™s Economy has gone to the dogs, or that Americaâ€™s Sweetheart is a Chihuahua. As usual, Uncle Jay fetches the best explanation, and keeps you from barking up the wrong tree.
Our economy is saved! Think of the economy as a Damsel in Distress, and the government as a Handsome Prince on a Mighty Horse. Now, for a clue about how the government will handle this crisis, look directly underneath the horse. Uncle Jay explains it all, and of course includes O.J. Simpson.