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Trumpfault Insurance Plan

Posted on 16 October 2020

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Trumpfault Insurance Plan

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We at Super Progressive Insurance™ care about our clients. Since everything is Trump’s fault we’ve rolled out a new plan to cover you should anything ever go wrong for anyone, anywhere. It’s called Trumpfault Insurance™.

This super progressive coverage plan will cover you, or anyone else, for anything, at any time, forever!

Should chaos, or serious issues befall you, all you need to do is recite the following phrase – “It’s Trump’s Fault” and you’re covered. It’s as simple as that.

Not sure our plan is right for you? Here’s a brief list of claims our plan has covered over the years:

  • Troops that may or may not have been targeted in a bounty scheme – Covered it!
  • People doubting Obama’s birth Certificate – Covered it!
  • School shootings – Covered them!
  • Cancer – Covered it!
  • Homelessness in Democrat run cities – Covered it!
  • Racial unrest – Covered it!
  • Covid – Totally covered it!!!
  • 2020 – Covered it!
  • Plot to kidnap Michigan’s Governor (which was “eh hem” headed up by an FBI informant) – Covered it!
  • Forest Fires – Covered it!
  • Marxist Riots – Covered it!
  • Infected hangnail – Covered it!

We could go on, but as you can see with Trumpfault Insurance™ you’re completely covered.

So head on down to your local Super Progressive Insurance™ location and sign up today. read more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 131 Views Post by JosephStalinthe3rd