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The Plan, as told to me by Q

Posted on 07 December 2018

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The Plan, as told to me by Q

Comrades, I bring you a message of great hope, just in time for the festive season of Marxmas.

I know who Q (also known as Qanon) is. He works here at the State Science Institute in the Department of Propaganda. And yes, he really does know everything. EVERYTHING.

We had lunch together today.

He's not ready to "drop" this on 4chan yet, but I've been given permission to share it here, just among ourselves. Do not share this information; it is for the eyes of True Made Progs only.

This is The Plan:

1. Comrade Nanski Peloski will bring impeachment proceedings against the President AND Vice-President shortly after she is sworn in.

2. Comrade Peloski is next in the line of succession, so she will become President.

3. Comrade Peloski will name Hillary Clinton (PBUH) as her Vice President, paving the way for Peloski to resign, putting Her Hillariness in her Rightful Place In History.

It is at this point that The Plan will go horribly wrong.

4. Comrade Peloski, who will rename herself as The People-osi, will decide that she LIKES being President For Life, and will refuse to step down and make way for the Real Madame President.

5. Sometime later, The People-osi's body will be found in an obscure park in Washington DC with two gunshot wounds to the back of the head. It will be deemed a suicide.

6. The Many-Titted Empress will then ascend to her rightful place on the Throne, putting an end to all Hate Speech and/or criticism of herself -- right before the 2020 election. Which, of course, she will win.

So keep hope, and toil endlessly for the dawning of the Glorious World of Next Tuesday. Peace and abundance will soon be upon ... read more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 84 Views Post by Mikhail Lysenkomann