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Trump scandal – sharp increase in GOP testosterone abuse

Posted on 09 October 2018

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Trump scandal - sharp increase in GOP testosterone abuse

In what may be the most alarming Trump scandal to date, there is strong evidence of heavy testosterone use among Republicans, most notably in the Senate.

"We're not sure where they're getting it," said Chuck Schumer, "but the behavior of these Republican senators, has changed and we're deeply concerned for what this might mean for the future of our democracy. They're so chemically altered, I don't even know these people anymore."

Media broadcasts from coast to coast drew attention to what some are calling "The Testosterone Effect."

Lester Holt commented, "It's like we don't even know these senators anymore. This may be cause for deep concern for the future of our democracy."

Rachel Maddow opined, "I am deeply concerned for the future of our democracy. I feel like I don't even know these senators."

Whoopie Goldberg observed on The View, "I don't know about you, but it's like I don't even know these senators, and you know, I've met some of them. I'm really worried about the future of our democracy."

However, at a TA meeting, anonymous senators shared their experiences but seemingly with no intention of going sober.

"It felt great calling out the Democrats on a show trial," said LG, a senator from South Carolina, "It needed to be said and I was glad to do it."

"Ever since I started using the , I felt like I could stand up to the mob smearing Kavanaugh and trying to intimidate other senators to change their vote. I felt like a new man," stated MM, an anonymous senate majority leader.

SC, a female senator from Maine, admitted that she had taken a hit on the substance at a testosterone party. "I felt like I could stand up and point out ... read more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 52 Views Post by Komissar al-Blogunov