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The Saga Began

Posted on 08 October 2018

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The Saga Began




A long long time ago
At an eighties swim party
Chrissy was under an attack
She couldn't recall how she got in
or talked those teenage boys into
Maybe cutting her a little slack
But her response, it didn't thrill 'em
She locked the doors cos they tried to kill her
She escaped from that place
Then met Soro's lawyer Katz
Her voice turned to a squeaky whine
And sent a letter to Di Feinstein
They all wound up in sewage deep
As they accuse this boy...

Oh my my, this here Kavanaugh guy
Was he rapist one day satyr now just tellin' us lies?
And he drinks a few beers cos he's not a bad guy
Sayin' "I'm gonna be a supreme guy"
" I'm gonna be a supreme guy"

Did you know this Dr. Ford
Has some legs that even she won't shave
But can fool polygraphs they say
Ahh, can you see him hitting on this thing
When he was drunk and she's fifteen?
Yeah, she's gonna be a liberal some day
Well she turned into a politico
And you've heard how far a lie can go
They went for broke, it's true
Only recalled one thing or two
He was a Yale Educated lawyer ace
And even accused of being privileged race
Well, we knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

We started singin'... my my, this here Kavanaugh guy
Was he rapist one day satyr now just tellin' us lies?
And he drinks a few beers cos he's not a bad guy
Sayin' "I'm gonna be a supreme guy"
" I'm gonna be a supreme guy"


Now we finally got to make our votes
The liberal side we knew would want
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