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Eat your gruel, stay happy!

Posted on 20 April 2017

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Eat your gruel, stay happy!

Being skinny linked to depression, study finds

Bloated tummy? Good for you! Eat your gruel, nibble on your ration of beet shavings... all of that body fat that you brought with you to gulag is what is keeping you happy!

What happens to the truly skinny? They can't work, they don't meet quota, and sure as the coming of Next Tuesday, they get depressed!

Don't be that Comrade! A happy field hand works hard and has the strength to redistribute rations from the weak, bringing more and more happiness!

Now, back to the beet fields, much is to be done! read more ... Statistics : 1 Post || 37 Views Post by Ivan the Stakhanovets

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