Herr Hop makes Merkel kaputt
Our entire Planet tracked spellbound the recent World-Event: Titan of Pennsylvania Ave 1600 and Transatlantic Leader of the Free World gracefully blessed the masses of Krautlandia by personally, Himself, descending down from The Heavens in His Flying-Carpet-1 to touch the surface of Earth in Berlin, Tempelhof (Apr. 24, with the world media, like, totally abuzz). And our TPC-dedicated KrauTeam (KT) wrestled special access (!), presented here below.
DISCLAIMER : All pics courtesy of extern Graphic & Photographic Proletariat, sweatily toiling in the Casemates of Visual Industry.
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Air Force 1 corkscrewing into Berlin. Cute ground-bound pioneers waving.
He made Himself visible to the welcoming masses in the exit hatch, hopped down the squeaky stairs in His sportsy-hoppsy style – fotogs in front of Him, crawling backwards on knees – bzzdgg, bzzdgg, bzzdgg – and presser started.
Herr Hop gave a sketch of a Nuke-liberated Planet under centrally Gov-controlled Climate™.
“I can no longer sit back and allow the unfettered croûtons to appropriate our precious pristine Climate™,” He said.
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Q/A followed – mainly a to and fro with KT (KrauTeam, that is).
Q : Uh, Herr Hop – What is “Hop” and why?
KT: Simple. 2008-9: full hot air mode, HopeyChangey. 2010-2012: pffffffft… HopCha. 2013 and counting: reduced to Hop. Prickly, cocky, vindictive. Simply Hop.
Q: Uh, and Herr means Mister, ja?
Q: Uh, last Q. There is rumor about a major leak, ja? The aim of the meeting, ja? Geleakt?
And then Herr Hop, sportsy-hoppsy style, hopped to His personal car-like panzer, the Beast, to visit Frau Merkel who prepared Him lunch. (Life-Style column noted: Hearty Sauerkraut avec Arugula, pure …
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