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Creature From the Black Lagoon – with Valerie Jarrett

Posted on 31 October 2013

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Creature From the Black Lagoon – with Valerie Jarrett


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It’s Halloween eve and just past mid-night, comrades. What better time than this to retell the classic tale of our collective’s first encounter with the infamous Creature Jarrett. Some of you may not realize that the historic meeting was merely by chance. If not for the discovery of a single boney relic the glories of Next Tuesday™ might not have arrived in our lifetimes. I think this old 50’s movie captures the essence of the tale most effectively. The 1954 classic “Creature From the Black Lagoon” retold here for a modern Progressive audience:

Cast

Carl Maia (union leader) Richard Trumka
Mark Williams (funding) Mark Zuckerberg
David Reed (agitator) Barry Soetoro
Kay Lawrence (David’s goomah) May Putout
Edwin Thompson (press agent) Jay Carney
Lucas (boat capt) Harry Reid
The Creature – Valerie Jarrett
Craptek – Himself

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An expedition in search of low wage immigrant labor in the Amazon uncovers fossilized evidence from the Devonian period of a link between humans and radical progressives in the form of a skeletal hand with sticky, webbed fingers. Union expedition leader Carl Maia (Richard Trumka) visits his friend and former student, David Reed (Barry Soetoro), a neighborhood agitator who works at a college in Chicago, and who was once a guest at Maia’s leftist propaganda institute in Brazil. Reed then persuades his boss, a tight fisted billionaire man-child by the name of Mark Williams (Mark Zuckerberg), to fund a return expedition to the Amazon to look for the remainder of the skeleton.

They travel aboard a broad-beam tramp steamer, the Moochelle, which is captained by a shifty eyed old codger named Lucas (Harry Reid). The expedition consists of …

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Google, Samsung, Huawei sued over Nortel patents

Posted on 31 October 2013

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – The group that owns thousands of former Nortel patents filed a barrage of patent lawsuits on Thursday against cell phone manufacturers including Google, the company it outbid in the Nortel bankruptcy auction.

Walmart kicks off online holiday deals early in intense season

Posted on 31 October 2013

NEW YORK (Reuters) – U.S. retailers facing the shortest holiday season in years are preparing to assail customers with deals and promotions this week, before they have even digested their Halloween candy.

Asia factory sector upbeat, led by China

Posted on 31 October 2013

BEIJING (Reuters) – Asian manufacturing activity picked up in October led by China, where factory sector growth hit its fastest pace in 18 months off the back of new orders, purchasing managers’ reports showed on Friday.

NPR Racial-Sensitivity Bloggers Want to Ban the Term ‘Chinese Fire Drill’

Posted on 31 October 2013

NPR’s “Code Switch” bloggers are taking offense at the phrase “Chinese fire drill.” It’s racially insensitive. On Thursday, NPR blogger Lakshmi Gandhi expla…

Mohamed Elibiary – Obama DHS advisor considers US an Islamic country with Islamically compliant constitution

Posted on 31 October 2013

Mohamed Elibiary is one of six rumored Muslim Brotherhood infiltrators in the Obama regime. Mohamed Elibiary has declared that the United States of America is an Islamic Country with an Islamically compliant constitution. Mohamed Elibiary is advisor to Obama’s Department of Homeland Security and has denied being affiliated with the Muslim Brotherhood. @1776son America and […]

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Hah-Hah!… Megyn Kelly Mocks Team O: Lines Up 6 People in Studio to Represent Day 1 of Obamacare (Video)

Posted on 31 October 2013

Tonight news broke out that only 6 individuals signed up for Obamacare on its first day. Less than 250 were signed up at the end of Day 2. Tonight Megyn Kelly mocked the O-Care rollout by lining up 6 studio … Continue reading

Hah-Hah!… Megyn Kelly Mocks Team O: Lines Up 6 People in Studio to Represent Day 1 of Obamacare (Video)

Posted on 31 October 2013

Tonight news broke out that only 6 individuals signed up for Obamacare on its first day. Less than 250 were signed up at the end of Day 2. Tonight Megyn Kelly mocked the O-Care rollout by lining up 6 studio … Continue reading

Hah-Hah!… Megyn Kelly Mocks Team O: Lines Up 6 People in Studio to Represent Day 1 of Obamacare (Video)

Posted on 31 October 2013

Tonight news broke out that only 6 individuals signed up for Obamacare on its first day. Less than 250 were signed up at the end of Day 2. Tonight Megyn Kelly mocked the O-Care rollout by lining up 6 studio … Continue reading

Asian shares sag, dollar rises on upbeat U.S. data

Posted on 31 October 2013

TOKYO (Reuters) – Asian shares sagged on Friday though upbeat signals on China’s manufacturing activity limited losses, while the dollar pushed higher after upbeat U.S. data led some investors to price-in a less dovish stance at the U.S. Federal Reserv…

Pentagon training manual: healthy, white, heterosexual, Christian men hold an unfair advantage

Posted on 31 October 2013

Are you a healthy white male who is heterosexual and Christian? If so, the Pentagon training manual has declared that you hold an unfair advantage over other races. You are also a part of the so called “White Male Club.” “Simply put, a healthy, white, heterosexual, Christian male receives many unearned advantages of social privilege, […]

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China October official manufacturing PMI beats forecasts

Posted on 31 October 2013

BEIJING (Reuters) – China’s manufacturing sector grew at the fastest pace in 18 months in October, official data showed on Friday, adding to signs of a stabilization in the world’s No.2 economy as the government readies a series of key economic reforms…

China October official manufacturing PMI beats forecasts

Posted on 31 October 2013

BEIJING (Reuters) – China’s manufacturing sector grew at the fastest pace in 18 months in October, official data showed on Friday, adding to signs of a stabilization in the world’s No.2 economy as the government readies a series of key economic reforms…

6 people signed up for ObamaCARE on October 1st – site still crashed

Posted on 31 October 2013

No wonder Obama and Kathleen Sebelius is trying to hide how many people have enrolled in ObamaCARE. Just six people enrolled in ObamaCARE on the first day that they could. Remember how Obama and the media were bragging about all the traffic on the healthcare.gov site, and that’s why the server kept crashing? 6 people […]

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Fannie Mae sues nine banks for rigging Libor

Posted on 31 October 2013

NEW YORK (Reuters) – Fannie Mae sued nine of the world’s largest banks on Thursday, accusing them of colluding to manipulate interest rates and seeking more than $800 million of damages.

U.S. Navy cancels notice on possible F/A-18 fighter jet order

Posted on 31 October 2013

WASHINGTON (Reuters) – The U.S. Navy on Thursday canceled a notice about a possible order of up to 36 more Boeing Co F/A-18 fighter jets or EA-18G electronic warfare planes after the posting on a federal procurement website sparked confusion this week….

Nice Roll-Out… Only 6 Americans Signed Up for Obamacare on Its First Day (Video)

Posted on 31 October 2013

Nice work, Obama… Only six Americans signed up for Obamacare on its first day. Less than 250 were signed up by the end of Day 2. CBS News reported: For 31 days now, the Obama administration has been telling us … Continue reading

Ziff Brothers Investments expected to close U.S. hedge fund: report

Posted on 31 October 2013

NEW YORK (Reuters) – New York-based Ziff Brothers Investments plans to gradually shut down its U.S. hedge fund, the Wall Street Journal reported on Thursday.

Hollywood Starlet Throws Support Behind Davis for Governor of HOUSTON, Texas

Posted on 31 October 2013

You gotta love this. Hollywood starlet Molly Ringwald tweeted her support for far-left Democrat Wendy Davis for governor… Governor of HOUSTON, TEXAS. Sheer brilliance. Democrat Wendy Davis made a name for herself after she filibustered for a woman’s right to … Continue reading

Wells Fargo settles mortgage claims with U.S. government for under $1 billion: FT

Posted on 31 October 2013

(Reuters) – Wells Fargo & Co , the fourth-largest U.S. bank, has settled claims with a U.S. government agency over bad mortgages the bank sold ahead of the financial crisis, the Financial Times reported on Thursday.



Israeli Planes Strike Russian Missile Stockpiles in Syria

Posted on 31 October 2013

Israeli planes conducted an airstrike inside Syria for the fifth time this year. The target was reportedly Russian missiles headed to the Hezbollah terror group in Lebanon. ABC reported: Israeli warplanes conducted an airstrike early today on a Syrian military … Continue reading

Ex-Madoff trader implicates other workers in decades-long fraud

Posted on 31 October 2013

NEW YORK (Reuters) – A former trader at Bernard Madoff’s investment firm described on Thursday how he helped create false trades with two other former employees to prop up Madoff’s $17 billion Ponzi scheme.

James Cameron Gets Matt Damon, Harrison Ford and Arnold Schwarzenegger for Climate Hysteria Series

Posted on 31 October 2013

Showtime announced last year that it had commissioned Oscar-winning filmmaker James Cameron to produce an eight-part series for the network designed to scare the public into thinking the world…

Google, Samsung, Huawei sued over Nortel patents

Posted on 31 October 2013

SAN FRANCISCO (Reuters) – The group that owns thousands of former Nortel patents filed a barrage of patent lawsuits on Thursday against cell phone manufacturers including Google, the company it outbid in the Nortel bankruptcy auction.

MSNBC’s Finney Blames ‘Dictator’ Bush for Troops in Afghanistan

Posted on 31 October 2013

On Wednesday’s PoliticsNation, as MSNBC’s Karen Finney joined host Al Sharpton in slamming Republicans who liken President Obama to a “dictator,” Finney charged that President Bush “lied us into a law” that has resulted in U.S. troops still being in Afghanistan “12 years later,” apparently without noticing that President Obama is the commander-in-chief who currently is in charge of whether troops remain in Afghanistan. Finney:

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