Posted on 28 August 2012
Ms. Schultz On The Outs
Much has been made of the Mainstream media slapping Ms. Debbie Wasserman Schultz on live television in her recent appearances. Some have speculated that our Ministry of Truth agents are actually turning to a â€œbalancedâ€ (read: Pro-RethugliKKKan) reporting format. This of course would be deemed sedition and treason requiring good people like Anderson Cooper being subjected to the rigors of a reeducation facility. Some have speculated that they are throwing a proverbial â€œboneâ€ to the opposition party so as to throw off their detractors. Since we are firmly in charge, why should we care about the detractors?
No, Komrades, the truth is actually much simpler than that. You have to â€˜read between the linesâ€ as it were to understand the nuanced sophisticated messaging. So, you may rest assured that the mainstream Ministers of Truth (save those at Newspeak who have chosen self-imposed post-natal contraception) remain loyal.
You see, Ms. Schultz has had a bit of a falling out with the regime. She is no longer considered â€œInner Partyâ€ material. Perhaps she was making eyes at someone or pissed off the wrong Made Prog at some DC cocktail party, what have you. The reason for her pillory is unimportant. Whatever her thoughtcrime, she is being shunned, and the â€œInner Partyâ€ have sanctioned it without providing her formal notice of the fact. What you are witnessing is the very public face of this.
As a warning, no one here at the Cube should give her any â€œpropsâ€ lest one find oneâ€™s self marooned on the same isle with her.
You are free to poke fun at her; however, a note of caution. Should she manage to fellate her way back inside the fold, one may find oneâ€™s self on the very nasty end of a ...
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